The Ethereum blockchain holds a vast collection of unerasable on-chain messages, revealing a fascinating mix of criminal activities, exploits, and heartfelt expressions of love. Croissant ETH, an anonymous industry analyst, delved into over 1.5 million messages on the blockchain and described it as a “wonderfully dark and beautiful place.” Among the messages, one individual resorted to reaching out to their blocked lover through this unconventional channel, feeling somewhat pathetic but hopeful for a response. Another message came from a widow who accidentally transferred $500,000 of wrapped-Ether to a scammer and begged for the funds’ return. Desperate victims pleaded with scammers to release them from their misery, fearing the consequences of their actions. Others shared their personal hardships, including a person who recounted a traumatic experience of being kidnapped, tortured, and brainwashed. However, not all on-chain communications were distressing. A generous cryptocurrency whale sent 0.5 Ether to help a sick child, eliciting overwhelming gratitude from the recipient. Additionally, some messages took a positive tone, such as a memorial tribute to a deceased traveler and mathematics professor named “John Doe.” Another individual used the blockchain as a platform to educate their girlfriend on writing on-chain messages, potentially introducing her to the world of cryptocurrencies. Considering these messages, the question arises as to whether crypto projects should negotiate with hackers, a topic worthy of exploration.